Yo Momma
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Yo Momma
by Draggiejj » Sat Jul 07, 2007 21:28
Mkay, If im wrong, I haven't sawn any topic for "Yo Momma" jokes
So i'd make one, Do not flame to eachother moms. Mkay
Ill start off
Your momma is so ugly, Burglers break in to close the curtains.
Your momma is so fat, They had to make a stripe on her back, She wasn't recognazible.
Your momma is so ugly, She is the scarier then the one in The Excorsist.
Your momma is so fat and hairy, When i saw her back i though she was King Kong Female.
Hehe >:P
So i'd make one, Do not flame to eachother moms. Mkay
Ill start off
Your momma is so ugly, Burglers break in to close the curtains.
Your momma is so fat, They had to make a stripe on her back, She wasn't recognazible.
Your momma is so ugly, She is the scarier then the one in The Excorsist.
Your momma is so fat and hairy, When i saw her back i though she was King Kong Female.
Hehe >:P
by Draggiejj » Sat Jul 07, 2007 23:20
OK i got a few new ones
Yo momma is so ugly she went to iraq and the soldiers said ; “WE SURRENDER."
Your momma is so old, She had wine with Jesus. xD
Your momma is so dumb, She walks into the repair shop with the following sentence : "Theres a hole in my donut!"
Yo momma is so ugly she went to iraq and the soldiers said ; “WE SURRENDER."
Your momma is so old, She had wine with Jesus. xD
Your momma is so dumb, She walks into the repair shop with the following sentence : "Theres a hole in my donut!"
by Afterlife » Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:45
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mamma is so poor,
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mamma is so poor,
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
by Draggiejj » Sun Jul 08, 2007 13:08
Afterlife, Those are old >.>, Try making up new ones, Cause those already have been used.
Your momma is so fat, Rolling goes faster then walking xD
Your momma is so dumb, She though math was a kid
Loller
Your momma is so fat, Rolling goes faster then walking xD
Your momma is so dumb, She though math was a kid
Loller
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by NightMare » Sun Jul 08, 2007 20:58
yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
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yo momma so stupid she thinks fleetwood mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
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yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
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yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
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yo momma like a bowling ball She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
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yo momma like chinese food sweet, sour and cheap
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yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party
LaterzZ
Night,,
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yo momma so stupid she thinks fleetwood mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
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yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
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yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
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yo momma like a bowling ball She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
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yo momma like chinese food sweet, sour and cheap
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yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party
LaterzZ
Night,,
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by jarski_1516 » Sun Jul 08, 2007 23:41
Nice ones 
Ill add couple too..
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
And last one:
Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a *beep*.
Ill add couple too..
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
And last one:
Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a *beep*.
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