Doctor joke... The patient is dam funny!

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Doctor joke... The patient is dam funny!

Postby Ammz » Sat Nov 04, 2006 22:55

This is the most funny convosation i ever heard! It beats everything! Take your time and read this, and you will die of laughter in the end. Seriusly i jumped like a monkey in my room because it was so DAM funny!!! :oops:


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<Goatroper> so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months ago
<Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours
<Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called me back into one of the exam rooms
<Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and then fall asleep
<Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how long i've been waiting
<Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the Hispanic Business Weekly
<Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer
<Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"
<Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.
<Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair
<Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for later use
<Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little ducks
<Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't find one
<Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick
<Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew it up
<Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning around in his chair
<Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two basketballs
<Goatroper> speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> spinning in his office chair
<Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door opens
<Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his hand
<kr0nus> omg
<Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the glove
<Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"
<Goatroper> I said "Yep."
<Goatroper> held up the speculums.
<Goatroper> said, "I got bored."
<Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those gloves. Where did you learn that?"
<Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."
<Goatroper> He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I got up
<Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said "Already did."
<Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed
<Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves
<Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to *beep* with him but I was afraid he'd give me some


So what did i say? DAM FUNNY Xd

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Postby icefrost » Sun Nov 05, 2006 22:57

mh i don't get it :P
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I am very disappointed with that attitude.
I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."

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Postby wenszy » Sun Nov 05, 2006 23:08

my english is too poor to understand hehe
well to solve all my problems
to get out of drugs
i'd had enough of that
i decided i was gonna'
find a new way of life

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Postby CalypsotheCrocodile » Mon Nov 06, 2006 15:29

can someone explain please? :roll:

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Postby Joky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 15:47

it isnt a joke really... just a story... probably didnt happen even 0.o

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Postby Ammz » Mon Nov 06, 2006 15:53

Loool omg why are you all so negative?? xD!!


It's probably just my humor wich is ****** up :P

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Postby icefrost » Mon Nov 06, 2006 17:37

mh i think i have a postitive higher humor :P :)

but try to explain, maybe i (we) understand then the message of it, or is there no message? :P
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I am very disappointed with that attitude.
I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."

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lol

Postby Xander » Mon Nov 06, 2006 20:41

oh Yes lol my english is quite good and i understand easily but i haven't understand the half of this story !
The man is gay with this "speculums" (are things to put in the ass for medical analysis ??)
But if i'm sure of some thing I'm sure this jok is fun even if it's hard to understand lol just seing the bahaviour of the man lol===> kind of thing which throw our heads when we r waiting for something.... :lol:

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Postby GoldenBullet » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:50

Pretty good. Man gets bored, stuffes his head to a plastic glove and has two knifes in his hands, then doctor comes and sees what the hell is he doing in his rolling chair :D Its good but not the best :P

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Postby Joky » Tue Nov 07, 2006 16:28

oh didnt say it wasnt funny... gives me idea's :) sgut

tho there isnt really a punchline or something you can miss, so it isnt a joke, its a strange story

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Postby icefrost » Tue Nov 07, 2006 17:23

ow okay i think i get it, but not my humor then :P maybe when i will see something like this in real life it's funny, but in a text, nah :)
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I am very disappointed with that attitude.
I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."

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