jokes-post some jokes

by **Ammz** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 16:12

No way did he shit outside the toilet?? xD

by **Cold** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 16:41

horzy wrote:Yo, people..do you know what has a rabbit on his back when he flys?

AN EAGLE!!!!!!

Oh, oh oh oh..check this!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... +francisco

holy this video is fkin cool.i laught almost dead.its so cool.and long.hihi u found good video.cool voices and there is very much talkin of p*rn..

by **GoldenBullet** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 16:54

Ammz wrote:No way did he shit outside the toilet?? xD

No way! He waited all that time

Imagine ur self: eat laxative and put blug to ur *ss. Then just wait

by **icefrost** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 17:38

lool golden, that's a nice story, but damn nexttime u have to eat the candy

by **GoldenBullet** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 15:15

U want me to run to toilet in every 10 secs?

by **Ammz** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 15:32

There is another way to do that kind of stuff ^^

You take some toothpaste (I dunno what it is named in english but like Colgate) and put it on the upper lip of someone sleeping. Then he will sniff it all night. And next day he can't controle his shit

It will just RUN out from his *ss xD

My and some of my friends tried it on a mate... It didn't work out, because the guy woke up

by **icefrost** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 17:38

hehe, we just have paint 1 time a friends face who was drunken and sleeping with a edding... he was having no idea about it and walked
by the city to home

by **Mobius** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 19:15

Some guys who like some funny horror go to this

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html

First it says: Zoek de drie verschillen(sorry for Dutch) Then u see 2 pictures, and then u must find some errors in the pictures.

Can u find them?^^

WARNING: Dont go if u dont like creeps of those we never seen.

mobius^one

by **Joky** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 19:24

you wont be getting me with those things, those are ages old.

by **Mobius** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 19:27

but they still are funny if you ask me..

by **Millenium** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:01

EY guys i've a new joke hehe...

Do you know what a man who loves so much money do for his vacation ?

NO ? eh he goes in vacation in Thailande with his owns childrens !!!

Mouhahahhahha i luv it

Mill

by **Ammz** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:39

icefrost wrote:hehe, we just have paint 1 time a friends face who was drunken and sleeping with a edding... he was having no idea about it and walked
by the city to home

ROFLAMAO OMG!! HAHAHA!! What did the sucker say when he found out?? ROFL dam it!!!

by **horzy** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 21:41

Mmmmmm, you like women? You do? Did happen this to anybody of you?
Check this funny commercial

it's FUNNY!!!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 20&q=funny

lol!!!

by **icefrost** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 23:09

ammz wrote:ROFLAMAO OMG!! HAHAHA!! What did the sucker say when he found out?? ROFL dam it!!!

hehe he was scared first, why everybody looked so much to him in the city

and yea he was getting lil bit angry after he was knowing it, but it was funny like hell for us

but it was too before some years, on this time we did only stuff like this against each others

by **Spikeyhog** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 22:50

Here are a few random jokes (I didn't make them up)

Once I had a dream about marshmallows.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone... O.o

A guy walked up to me and said 'Hey you look like a pepperpot!'
So I said 'I'll take that as a condiment'

Q:How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 1 but it takes 5 episodes to do it!

now I'm thinking why the hell did I laugh...

by **NinjaPirate** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:05

MOBIUS YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats scared the hell outa me!!!!!!!!!
loooooooool heart attack

dude.....that OWNED me

by **Montame** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 18:43

Hehee REally nice jokes

I like them

by **horzy** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:54

A long time nobody posted nothing funny....so i will (i need to cheer up..i'm working

Check this funny stuff

http://www.mycoolclips.com/?v=a685c6480 ... c8e501392d

by **Lilith** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 13:19

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

by **Lilith** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 13:47

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"... hmmmmmm iam not blondie

:P:P:P:P

by **BOWDOWN** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 14:41

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the French:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."

by **BOWDOWN** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 14:54

the perfect day
The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep

by **X-avier** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 16:31

yes BOWDOWN true its scary so true is it the man best day its exactly like mine view of a perfect day:D :twisted:

by **Mobius** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 17:49

hehe BOW, verry funny!

by **BOWDOWN** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 18:25

X-avier wrote:yes BOWDOWN true its scary so true is it the man best day its exactly like mine view of a perfect day:D

Cool

now ur sure that u r a real macho man

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Re: Rabbit

funny joke^^

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