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Postby Joky » Mon Dec 25, 2006 19:28

BOWDOWN wrote:
X-avier wrote:yes BOWDOWN true its scary so true is it the man best day its exactly like mine view of a perfect day:D :twisted:


Cool :D now ur sure that u r a real macho man :P
No, now he s sure he s a nub and wants to be a macho... if he would be a macho his would actually look be the one you described.

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Postby X-avier » Mon Dec 25, 2006 19:33

Joky wrote:
BOWDOWN wrote:
X-avier wrote:yes BOWDOWN true its scary so true is it the man best day its exactly like mine view of a perfect day:D :twisted:


Cool :D now ur sure that u r a real macho man :P
No, now he s sure he s a nub and wants to be a macho... if he would be a macho his would actually look be the one you described.


Joky youre calling me a nub?.. do i need too post a pic ? hehe i fitniss alot yes and in my college years this was a ''normal'' day on vacation dont know about youre personal live :) but now i got a gf and gonna marry next year.. but i ain't a nub this is just that 2 years ago and 1 year ago i hadn't a steady gf and when i went with friends on vacation .. we had a lil bit fun with some chicks thats totaly true.. joky dont know about youre looks but probally dont have them:P or else you dint said those things about other ppl .. ( about me , that is what you do now.. ) youre probally a bit insecure about youre looks and projectiing it too other ppl , ahw.. that's just a pity :) :twisted:

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Postby Oma_Hans » Mon Dec 25, 2006 21:07

only 4blowjobs a day ????

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Postby trG » Mon Dec 25, 2006 21:24

lol

nice Oma :D

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Postby BOWDOWN » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:28

Oma_Hans wrote:only 4blowjobs a day ????


Damn oma don t tell me u got more than 4, if it s true i will be ur biggest fan :D

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Postby Joky » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:41

xavier, im talkin about everyone that way, even about myself :P

things that dont have a subject of any importance (relaxation topics) are reacted on by me with utter bullshit :) therefor im calling you a nub although in RL you might be macho, therefor im calling szeryf gay although in RL he s *beep* female flesh only (sorry for these rather... eh... visualistic words... just trying to make point here)

and yup, i probably am not a guy most girls call hansom and if they do they re lying :P (tho im not as ugly as szeryf, pff, now HE s ugly)

neways, point being: you shouldnt take stuff personal from me if its in a not really importantsubjectcontainingtopic like this joke-topic (if landser would ve posted what you posted, i probably would ve said exactly the same).


@oma BJ's you paid for dont count :O :wink:

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Postby X-avier » Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:36

Macho says : Oke joky :P but i tought it was personal :oops:


@ oma nah its not 4 you dont see the lil number above its a 8 so its 4^8 = 4x4x4x4x4x4x4x4x4 :) :P

Is he really that ugly joke? that Szeryf:P hahaha you sound if youre jealous of he's uglyniss :P

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Postby CrossYard » Tue Dec 26, 2006 16:21

A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!".
The boy replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!"
to which his father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere."
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Postby Damelon » Tue Dec 26, 2006 17:09

lol psycho nice joke :P
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Postby Montame » Thu Jan 04, 2007 18:13

I called Saddam Hoessein this morning,

i didnt trust it because he whas doing weard

do u know what Happend?

HANGEDUP! :P

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Postby Joky » Thu Jan 04, 2007 19:18

i dont think that s something you should make jokes about

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Postby horzy » Wed Jan 10, 2007 13:09

plz plz plz plz plz listen this man 's laugh...i almost fell off chair laughing my a@s off..

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/116 ... ous_Laugh_

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Postby Ichihollow » Wed Jan 10, 2007 20:08

omg he's so excellent!!!it's so good to laugh...thx horzy :lol:

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Postby Lilith » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:40


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Postby DonPadreArni » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:13

Sapper Joke :D :D :D

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Postby Repta » Mon Jan 22, 2007 0:18

Lilith wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNatqCzF_Ns&mode=related&search=


muahahahahahahhaha


lol
there are 3 kinds of people that go to that show
1) people that can t sing and they know it the go because they want to be on TV
2)people that can t sing and think that they can sing
3)people that can sing and know that they can sing

it s like
1)20%
2)79%
3)1%

for the dutch guys/girls
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 1439626749

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Postby Lilith » Tue Jan 23, 2007 18:32

hihihhi yes thats true but i like that show :D ppl are so stupid :D

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Postby CrossYard » Tue Jan 23, 2007 18:41

One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids
where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids.

"Jesus lives in my heart."

"Very good." said the teacher.

She picks on another kid who replies, "Jesus lives in
Heaven."

Very good said the teacher.

Little Johnny is in the back just waving his hand to be
called on. The teacher didn't want to call on little Johnny
but finally did.

"Jesus lives in the bathroom."

After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived in the
bathroom.

"Every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom
door and asks Jesus Christ are you still in there?"
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Postby Szeryf » Tue Jan 23, 2007 19:03

hahaha :lol:
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Postby Alkohol » Tue Jan 23, 2007 19:09

lööööööööl :D :lol: n1

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Postby Lilith » Tue Jan 23, 2007 20:26

muahahaha :D:D:D:D

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Postby DonPadreArni » Tue Jan 23, 2007 21:34

hehe Good :D but only good :D

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Postby Damelon » Tue Jan 23, 2007 23:53

wtf??? :D :D :D
is it your joke psycho? :D funnny looooooooool
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Postby CrossYard » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:53

*hehe* lol

with time you will realize I got a lot of religious jokes. seems to hang on with my kind of attitude. xD
but nice to know that more people than me can share a laugh about jokes like this. :)
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Postby Joky » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:05

as long as you dont overdo it its oke with me

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