[G] Your funniest experience in school :p

by **Pancake** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 15:57

[G] = Game

Hey guys, you all (i guess so

) was in school / or go to school so post here what was the funniest thing what happened in your school time :wink:

My Funniest thing:

It was the english lesson, we should write a little text in our workbook and there was a question:

Impolite? ; my friend asked the teacher for a bad word for this question and she telled one, i wasnt thinking that teachers tell us those words

"Son of a b1tch or Mother|fuc|ker" xDxD

:arrow:

Your turn!

!Torty

Edit: What i would tell:

We should write a little text (Reim) in german or (Gedicht) poem

I wrote:

There once was a boy, whose good at computer,
which annoyed his tutor.
The boy didnt react, cause he was playing Venice,
at the server was too, icyice

*-*

by **Scuba_Steve** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 16:03

Ooh well i got a few experiences,

One of the funniest ones is when a friend of mine freaked out to the teacher, and he threw his chair to her

xD

by **SoulSaverNL** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 18:55

We had a teacher (Voorhaar) Was her name. She was just to nice. (And Ugly) My School day was over i was going to a friend he was in the classroom, they were insulting her whole time and thinks. Some Freaking crazy boy take his deodorant spray it in her har takes a lighter and burn her hair it was freaking terrible. The boy was kicked from school and the teacher was just fine. She left school for ever ..

Prosty

by **Scit257** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 19:45

wintertime many years ago - snowball time. Victim was a teacher who was hated all over the place.

We were a group of 40-50 people all aiming at him when he turned his back towards us. We got him so bad

:D:D:D

The advantage was that in big groups they never can say who is guilty

by **Mefisto** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 20:06

Best funny thing

2cond class of gymnasium we rode to the school trip to Niesulice. There was a wery big lake. We went out from the bus and wait when sb show us ouers houses. We waited very long. Ok we got the house where was 2 rooms for 3 ppl in one room. My best freak friend Karol B. (u know him like a
-|PS|- Tekken) lived near my room in the same house . I was unpack my bag when to the room ran Tekken with big knife and he told :: " Whata f*** u looking for u wanna die". He told this twice one to me and one to some girl witch was sitted after the room window. I dont know what she thinked about as
The best was that he wasnt drunk (that was about 13 PM and he started drunk about 16 PM).

If u dont belive me ask this freak man.

Best wisches Tekki ;] :crazy:

by **Timon** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 21:48

OK it's not a school story but I can't rember school one but I'll try to post it later.

So here we go...chracters aren't important. I'll tell this story as narrator.

There was a party. Much alcohol, cigarettes, marihuana. One guy smoked to much. Group who felt hungry went to kitchen (hero who smoked to much went there too). When they was passing the yellow hall hero stayed there and he leaned his forehead against the yellow wall in the hall, syaing nothing.
Rest of group thought he's sick so they left him. Later they made some food in kitchen spent much time (perhaps an hour) in there compleatly forgeting abaut their sick firend (they were drunk to much). But at last they reminded abaut him. When they went to hall HE was still there standing in same position when they left him. They managed to carry him to the living room. After he was able to talk and think he scaried everyone who was at party by saying:

"I was inside the yellow wall for 3 months! I called you loudly to help me but you didn't reply! Why?! I was there for so long!"

The worst was that he seemed so scared that he wasn't able to lie us. He's words sound so truly!
Party ended quite fats after this. He was speaking more thing later but they weren't so clear as those above. At least he was OK next morning and no doctor need to come.

Belive or not it's true story. You have a lesson don't smoke to much marihuana!

Hope you liked it,
Timon

by **Ammz** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 22:22

One of my funny times in school was this:

My danish teacher said that we danish people can't have fun these days without having put something in our mouth!

It took like 2-3 seconds where all people were totally quiet and then we all died laughing

We all thought of blowjob

by **X-Liner** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 22:57

Wow ! These stories are awesom ,, very nice topic Braini

Hmm,,i cant come up with a good memorie right now,, so if i remind smth i post it here

/ liner

by **Es0** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 23:43

Teacher: Show me where is africa?

My school mate: Show on america

by **---Henry---** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:06

Ehh i have lot of funny things at school...don't want talk all cause this will be big replay then...

Once a teacher said to my friend ; ''last table(in class) go out!''

They took a table and throw it through the window

All class was full of laughing out of loud and crying

guy get kicked from school ^^

And i once said to my teacher that she's mum selling for 1 chewing-gum and half bread

,

I get kick from class then

There is a lot lot of more those funny things and it will be always
for sure :banana:

Henry

by **X-Liner** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:43

I dont understand how you guys dare to insult teachers so much .. ^^

all i eva said was when i was 12 years old : Fu*k off fu*king bit*h !

to my teacher ..^^

she called home but my dad dont like her either so i didnt get any punishment ^^

by **Ajit** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:18

It was English lesson.

One asked Do you know what means "Mine mine" in Arabia language?
I didn't know what it is, then i asked, well what that means?
He said, that means G*y F*ckers.

Then teacher asked: What did u said???
He answered: :oops:

Nothing

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