Elves

by **Bigredone** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:07

I was walking near a channel at my city when i heard some noise, something was splashing in the water.
I ran toward the waterside and saw a little Elve fighting to keep his head above the waterline.
So, i bend over and pull the little elve out of the water.
Thank you, thank you so much he said, you saved my live!
Well, i said , it was nothing.
No No he said, because of saving my live i grand u one wish.
Now, since i am to scared to fly and i cant swim and also dont have the time to go by boat i never get around to go to America.
So i asked the elve if he could make me a bridge form the shore of Holland to the shore of America so i can go by car.
Hmm.. said the elve thats realy a tough one, cant u make me an easy wish?
Well i said, i would like to get me a very pretty and nice blond wife but...most important one WITH brains.....

Ok said the elve, do u want lights on the bridge....

by **GoldenBullet** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:26

Wrong section.
And we already have topic for jokes.
http://www.prime-squadron.com/modules.p ... opic&t=731

by **Bigredone** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:34

Ahh, can u move this to the joke section?

p.s. Note to self: read before you write :oops:

by **CheeKy** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 16:51

Aaah good 1!!

by **Daghel** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 17:14

You mean Faerie, Imp or Pixie not Elve i hope so...
Elves are definatelly not little....

by **Harpix** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 19:10

Daghel in some story's elves are little... He's speaking of non-LotR elves i guess

Think about Harry Potter's house elves, they are small too...

in the fairy tale The Elf of the Rose by Danish author H. C. Andersen is so tiny that he can have a rose blossom for home, and has "wings that reached from his shoulders to his feet"

English folktales of the early modern period commonly portray elves as small, elusive people with mischievous personalities. They are not evil but might annoy humans or interfere in their affairs. They are sometimes said to be invisible. In this tradition, elves became similar to the concept of fairies.

Significant for the distancing of the concept of elves from its mythological origins was the influence from literature. In Elizabethan England, William Shakespeare imagined elves as little people. He apparently considered elves and fairies to be the same race. In Henry IV, part 1, act II, scene iv, he has Falstaff call Prince Henry, "you starveling, you elfskin!", and in his A Midsummer Night's Dream, his elves are almost as small as insects.

Wiki :> Just to prove the not general image of our dear elf friends...

by **Ammz** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 19:37

Daghel wrote:You mean Faerie, Imp or Pixie not Elve i hope so...
Elves are definatelly not little....

OWNED Daghel :b

lovely joke btw.

by **Daghel** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:00

Where do you see a joke Ammz?

Thanks Harp, i was too lazy for searching.
But to the point: calling those little green helpers of santa elves for my eyes its a profanation, and better dont use it when im around :wink:

by **Harpix** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:00

How to call them then? Hobbits? Dwarfs? Goblins? Gnomes? Fairies?
I say they are elves! Midget elves! :roll:

Guess we are getting a bit offtopic though...

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