Funny quotes, wisdom, every day reality..

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

Hey team, as I recently uninstalled ET for some time, and am active only on forums, I would like to post here somerhing that I enjoy in everyday life..and that would be Quotes from every day life,words of wisdom that we maybe encountered in our life..my grandmother was a teacher on Philosophy so i loved this area since I was a little boomie xD so I will share every day some quotes I like, I hope you will find it interesting, maybe usefull.. And ofc everyone else can post aswell

Greetings. Bo0m

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

You can't be late until you show up.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

[pompidom_23 Profile]

So actuelly it's some kind of facebookwall?
You only need to add a sexy photo by your inspirational quotes , just like all girls on facebook

[Troyan Profile]

You mean selfie with this famous duckface XD ?

[Bumble Profile]

hahahha

boom its intressting

i think to much about everything xD
that make me busy every day every min

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

Wtf does this have with facebook and duckface? Rofl

[pompidom_23 Profile]

Just kidding boom

My favorite: "Rather end on the age of 30 and lived your life like a crazy person, then 80 years old and only drinking water."

[Daghel]

"Paulo Coelho" - P. Coelho

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

"Paulo Coelho" - P. Coelho

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

Just kidding boom

My favorite: "Rather end on the age of 30 and lived your life like a crazy person, then 80 years old and only drinking water."

Good 1

[davies Profile]

"Cow smellz" - Smadje

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

"Cow smellz" - Smadje

Hahahahahahahahaha

[SpyCow Profile]

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[Sebbel]

dont hunt what you cant kill

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[Bo0m.!? Profile]

dont hunt what you cant kill

+ see signature

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

[FALBIK Profile]

when I was 8 years I wanted to be 18 years old when I'm 39. I want to have again 8 years.

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

when I was 8 years I wanted to be 18 years old when I'm 39. I want to have again 8 years.

Im 26 and I also want to have 8 again

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

The starting point of all achievement is desire.

If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness.

What the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.

A goal is a dream with a deadline.

Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.

[Bo0m.!? Profile]

Do pilots take crash-courses?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why do they call it ‘chilli’ if it’s hot?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
Does that screwdriver really belong to Philip?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
If cats and dogs didn’t have fur, would we still pet them?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on “Start”?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
Day light savings time. Why are they saving it, and where do they keep it?
Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing “Happy Birthday”?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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[bely1995 Profile]

hhhhhhhhhh thanks