She said he said :D
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- SoLInvictuS
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She said he said :D
by SoLInvictuS » Thu Jul 05, 2007 21:48
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!
WHEN THEY USE THAT FAMOUS PICKUP LINE...
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)
WHEN THEY USE THAT FAMOUS PICKUP LINE...
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)
this is more like it 
by mem » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:24
hehehe, really nice 
in the same state of mind :
Five precepts of Chinese wisdom intended for the women :
-It's important to find a man who helps you in the domestic tasks and heavy work, and which has a good employment.
-It's important to find a man of spirit, having much humour, which makes you laugh.
-It's important that you find a man on which you can count, in which you have confidence and which is never lied.
-It's important to find a man who is good with the bed, which likes to make you love.
-It's important that these four men don't know each other.
in the same state of mind :
Five precepts of Chinese wisdom intended for the women :
-It's important to find a man who helps you in the domestic tasks and heavy work, and which has a good employment.
-It's important to find a man of spirit, having much humour, which makes you laugh.
-It's important that you find a man on which you can count, in which you have confidence and which is never lied.
-It's important to find a man who is good with the bed, which likes to make you love.
-It's important that these four men don't know each other.
by RAmpaGE » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:26
here is good one that i did to one girl from finland:
-(me)U wanna see a magic trick?
-(she)Ahh, what magic trick.
-U wanna see it or not?
-hmmm, is this a trick question?
-wahhh no no trick question, shall i show u magic trick or not?
-hmm, ok ... i guess
-Ok, Im gonna fuuuug ya and than disapear... lol
-(me)U wanna see a magic trick?
-(she)Ahh, what magic trick.
-U wanna see it or not?
-hmmm, is this a trick question?
-wahhh no no trick question, shall i show u magic trick or not?
-hmm, ok ... i guess
-Ok, Im gonna fuuuug ya and than disapear... lol
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by SoLInvictuS » Fri Jul 06, 2007 16:46
1) yeah I found them on the internet
2) damn Rampage... got to remember that one
3) womans can only remember 4 words...
2) damn Rampage... got to remember that one
3) womans can only remember 4 words...
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by SoLInvictuS » Sat Jul 07, 2007 14:48
Question: are there female hormons in beer?
Last weekend I was with some friends in our local café and we were fylosofating.
On a surtain moment someone said he had raid that in beer there are lots of female hormons
After we had laughed about it we decided to find an answer to this question.
So in the name of science we all drunk 20 glasses of Budels Bier (beer from budel).
And at the end of that experiment we had proven that indeed beer has lots of female hormons
our results that made us beleive in that matter was:
1) We had gain weight
2) We had been talking a lot without saying something usefull
3) We couldn't drive a car anymore, so forget about the parking 0.o
4) We couldn't think logical anymore
5) We couldn't admit that we were wrong, even not if it was totally clear we were.
6) We all thought that "she" was the center of the university
7) We had an headace and we didn't feel like having $ex
We couldn't control our emotions
9) We were walking hand in hand or arm in arm, to support eachother.
10) We had to go to the toilet each 15 minutes, and often all at the same time
Last weekend I was with some friends in our local café and we were fylosofating.
On a surtain moment someone said he had raid that in beer there are lots of female hormons
After we had laughed about it we decided to find an answer to this question.
So in the name of science we all drunk 20 glasses of Budels Bier (beer from budel).
And at the end of that experiment we had proven that indeed beer has lots of female hormons
our results that made us beleive in that matter was:
1) We had gain weight
2) We had been talking a lot without saying something usefull
3) We couldn't drive a car anymore, so forget about the parking 0.o
4) We couldn't think logical anymore
5) We couldn't admit that we were wrong, even not if it was totally clear we were.
6) We all thought that "she" was the center of the university
7) We had an headace and we didn't feel like having $ex
We couldn't control our emotions
9) We were walking hand in hand or arm in arm, to support eachother.
10) We had to go to the toilet each 15 minutes, and often all at the same time
this is more like it
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by NightMare » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:12
BLAZING u live in dommelen NOT valkenswaard big difference remember dommelsch xD
me also dommelen
LaterzZ
Night,,
dommelsch xD
me also dommelen
LaterzZ
Night,,
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