"You know you're addicted to ET when..."
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"You know you're addicted to ET when..."
by Daemon » Thu Jul 06, 2006 13:20
Top 20 list:
20. Every time you walk in a room, you instantly know every choke point, hiding spot, and good panzer location.
19. You've vowed to stop playing ET.... every day since last December.
18. Every time you get a small cut you shout, "Need a medic!"
17. The only friends you have are in your clan.
16. You get annoyed every time something unimportant interrupts your gaming, like family, school, and "real life", whatever the heck that is.
15. In class, when the teacher explains how to solve a differential equation, you yell "omg wtf h4x!!1!"
14. When you get in trouble for jumping off a ledge onto someone below, you calmly explain that you were testing if goomba jumping works so you can determine if real life is ETpro or Shrub.
13. You visit the local sports store and ask if they sell ammo for your MP40.
12. You are a master of disguise: you can steal anybody's pants and look exactly like them.
11. You get in trouble for strafe jumping onto furniture and breaking windows and bulletin boards with your knife.
10. Every time you step out the front door, you pause to scan your front lawn for landmines.
9. You get in trouble with your teacher for always answering her with "Jawohl!" and "Nein!", and giving her the Nazi salute when you enter the classroom.
8. When someone commits murder in a movie, you get up and scream "FFS, noob! GIB that body!"
7. Your toaster breaks, but you worry that if you fix it before it's actually time for breakfast, that would be XP whoring.
6. Every time you spot a traffic accident, you run up to the injured and toss cardboard boxes on them. They don't seem to be picking up your health packs so you tell them to /reconnect. That doesn't work either so you try TK reviving them with your knife but you accidentally overstab them. As the cops haul you off in handcuffs, you keep screaming, "I'm a medic!"
5. You run up to a manhole, run past it, then run backwards over it, then past it again... Until you finally fall in, miss the ladder completely, and break your legs.
4. When someone's in your way you shout in a deep, angry voice "Move!" and shove them.
3. Your wife left you because you kept screaming "Fire in the hole!" and "Incoming!" during sex.
2. Every time you hear the sound of an airplane overhead, you run to take cover behind the nearest building.
1. You actually read this whole *beep* strategy guide.
20. Every time you walk in a room, you instantly know every choke point, hiding spot, and good panzer location.
19. You've vowed to stop playing ET.... every day since last December.
18. Every time you get a small cut you shout, "Need a medic!"
17. The only friends you have are in your clan.
16. You get annoyed every time something unimportant interrupts your gaming, like family, school, and "real life", whatever the heck that is.
15. In class, when the teacher explains how to solve a differential equation, you yell "omg wtf h4x!!1!"
14. When you get in trouble for jumping off a ledge onto someone below, you calmly explain that you were testing if goomba jumping works so you can determine if real life is ETpro or Shrub.
13. You visit the local sports store and ask if they sell ammo for your MP40.
12. You are a master of disguise: you can steal anybody's pants and look exactly like them.
11. You get in trouble for strafe jumping onto furniture and breaking windows and bulletin boards with your knife.
10. Every time you step out the front door, you pause to scan your front lawn for landmines.
9. You get in trouble with your teacher for always answering her with "Jawohl!" and "Nein!", and giving her the Nazi salute when you enter the classroom.
8. When someone commits murder in a movie, you get up and scream "FFS, noob! GIB that body!"
7. Your toaster breaks, but you worry that if you fix it before it's actually time for breakfast, that would be XP whoring.
6. Every time you spot a traffic accident, you run up to the injured and toss cardboard boxes on them. They don't seem to be picking up your health packs so you tell them to /reconnect. That doesn't work either so you try TK reviving them with your knife but you accidentally overstab them. As the cops haul you off in handcuffs, you keep screaming, "I'm a medic!"
5. You run up to a manhole, run past it, then run backwards over it, then past it again... Until you finally fall in, miss the ladder completely, and break your legs.
4. When someone's in your way you shout in a deep, angry voice "Move!" and shove them.
3. Your wife left you because you kept screaming "Fire in the hole!" and "Incoming!" during sex.
2. Every time you hear the sound of an airplane overhead, you run to take cover behind the nearest building.
1. You actually read this whole *beep* strategy guide.
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by LethalBullet » Thu Jul 06, 2006 13:30
i laughed 30 min i think lol
damn this is awsome lol
17. The only friends you have are in your clan.
-yup this is almost through about me...
exept we are community ^^
9. You get in trouble with your teacher for always answering her with "Jawohl!" and "Nein!", and giving her the Nazi salute when you enter the classroom
-lol im talking like this with my parents and with my cousins and ...
and with others too xD
damn this is awsome lol
17. The only friends you have are in your clan.
-yup this is almost through about me...
exept we are community ^^
9. You get in trouble with your teacher for always answering her with "Jawohl!" and "Nein!", and giving her the Nazi salute when you enter the classroom
-lol im talking like this with my parents and with my cousins and ...
and with others too xD
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by undeadwarrior » Fri Jul 07, 2006 15:04
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
roflol
damn this was good
wonderfull
wel it seems i am not addicted yet
hahahaha damn cant stop laughing
byebye
roflol
damn this was good
wonderfull
wel it seems i am not addicted yet
hahahaha damn cant stop laughing
byebye
by Daemon » Fri Jul 07, 2006 15:06
heres my addiction
20. Every time you walk in a room, you instantly know every choke point, hiding spot, and good panzer location.
19. You've vowed to stop playing ET.... every day since last December.
17. The only friends you have are in your clan.
16. You get annoyed every time something unimportant interrupts your gaming, like family, school, and "real life", whatever the heck that is.
8. When someone commits murder in a movie, you get up and scream "FFS, noob! GIB that body!"
4. When someone's in your way you shout in a deep, angry voice "Move!" and shove them.
2. Every time you hear the sound of an airplane overhead, you run to take cover behind the nearest building.
1. You actually read this whole *beep* strategy guide.
(and im acctually compiling a full server guide)
20. Every time you walk in a room, you instantly know every choke point, hiding spot, and good panzer location.
19. You've vowed to stop playing ET.... every day since last December.
17. The only friends you have are in your clan.
16. You get annoyed every time something unimportant interrupts your gaming, like family, school, and "real life", whatever the heck that is.
8. When someone commits murder in a movie, you get up and scream "FFS, noob! GIB that body!"
4. When someone's in your way you shout in a deep, angry voice "Move!" and shove them.
2. Every time you hear the sound of an airplane overhead, you run to take cover behind the nearest building.
1. You actually read this whole *beep* strategy guide.
(and im acctually compiling a full server guide)
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